Agile Development Chuck Norris-style

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Agile Development Chuck Norris styleHi everyone.  About a year after it originated, someone pointed out this funny post by Markus Gärtner about how Chuck Norris might do agile development!

It's got some classic lines in it - these are some of my personal favourites:

  • Chuck Norris can do 6 month sprints!

  • Chuck Norris does not estimate.  He knows.

  • Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

  • Chuck Norris does not do Kanban.  He knows no limits.

  • When Chuck Norris says "done", it's done!

  • Chuck Norris knows that a real burndown requires napalm.



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