And they called it Scrum (iteration 1)
I'm sitting here drinking a Big Orange and thinking about Scrum. How much does this monologue sound like your management or C-level?
And they call it Football (YouTube). Andy Griffith's famous 1953 stand-up monologue about college football. It has become one of the most beloved comedy recordings of all time. The illustrations used in this video were drawn by George Woodbridge, a Mad Magazine artist.
Listen to Andy (what Dialect is that?) mentally map Football to Scrum.
I grew up in the shadow (pulse 85 miles) of Pilot Mountain, NC.